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The new news of the week is that Mr. Johns has a new boyfriend! He's a saucy one, but he definitely needs some work. I have stated this news post so that I may ask for some boyfriend advice.
The situation: We went to see a movie together and he asked to hold my hand (OMG!) so I agreed and we held hands like little girls while enjoying the movie. Instead of heading back to rebelwithoutacause's closet for some hot, nasty sex, we went our separate ways after the movie. After I got home, I recieved a text message. This is what my boyfriend, Fabio sent me.
Fabio: I can still smell your scent on my hand...
Daniel: WTF?
Fabio: Is it weird that I smelled it for a full minute?
Daniel: Yes, you crazy mofo!
Fabio: I know how that sounds, but I'm not a creep.
After that I did not respond. What would any of you do in this situation? Tell Daniel!!!
--Dr. Sexy Johns M.D. on 04/10/2012 10:49 PM 19 Comments
Does he have a shrine in his basement?
I'm left speechless as well, Laurie. I'm not sure if he does, Even! I can't find a lot of my belongings since I began dating Fabio... so that might explain a lot.
Tell him he should only know where your hand has been.
Oh man...that's brilliant. :D
I actually dated a guy EXACTLY like your Fabio, Dan. He was a real creep-ass. He sucked in bed too. He basically stalked me wherever I went and interrogated me whenever he saw me talking to another guy. He was a psycho. Then he broke up with me, claiming I was the one with the psychological issues because I have Bipolar Spectrum Disorder. Yeah right. My moods were all kinds of fucked up, thanks to him. I'm glad to be rid of him. Asshat.
This dude sounds totally legit. Don't know what the fuck is wrong with you guys.
I actually told him to keep him around and text me when he says something brilliant like this.
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I ... I ... I don't know what to say, Dan. I just don't.